Tuesday, November 26, 2013

2013 Bentley Continental GT Speed Convertible Review

This car is for the VIP's and By far a very expensive car too. It has HP, It has Lb-Ft, and It has style. It does have the that word that you wallet loves, Bye! It can accommodate a couple 7 footer in there too! It has space, It also has Twin headlights, the Bentley badges, and its signature grille. The seats are comfortable which also includes adjustments such as cooling, heating, & massage. The paddle shifter are nice touch when going fast. Cruising, is ok with a PS. It needs a better radio. You can play audio files wirelessly via Phone hook up to Bluetooth. It has the V12 engine, which is another word for rocket launcher.

2013 Bentley Continental GT Speed Converible

Base Price: $244,025
Market Price: $283,150
Power-Train: 6.0L Twin-Turbocharged (TT) V12 Engine, AWD.
Transmission: 8-Speed Automatic Trans. 
Output: 616HP & 590Lb-Ft
Weight: 5,500Lbs.
MPG: 12C/20H
Average MPG: 13.8MPG

Option: Carbon ceramic brakes, black calipers ($13,875); Naim for Bentley premium audio system ($7,300); dark tint aluminum fascia panels, center, roof console ($4,885); Damson paint ($4,395); contrast stitching ($1,905); 21-inch Speed dark tint finish alloy wheels ($1,635); rear view camera ($1,215); neck warmer ($1,035); front seat ventilation, massage function ($950); space saving spare wheel ($670); matching interior boot carpet ($545); three-spoke dual-tone hide trimmed steering wheel ($440); valet key ($275) 

Pictures: 
2013 Bentley Continental GT Speed Convertible Photo by: Bentley 
 
 2013 Bentley Continental GT Speed Convertible Photo by: Bentley


 2013 Bentley Continental GT Speed Convertible Photo by: Bentley
 

2013 Fiat 500 Abarth Cabrio Review

Fiat has been around for ages. But recently came really popular. It is sporty and looks aftermarket. It has pretty good HP and Torque for how much it is and how small it is. 160HP 170Lb-Ft. It has 1.4L 16V Turbocharged Multi-Air Engine.  It starts at $31K price. The car is horrible in the rain. The acceleration is pretty good. It is fun around town. The shifter is bumpy and then slick. Great brakes.

2013 Fiat 500 Abarth Cabrio

Base Price: $26,750
Market Price: $31,000
Power-Train: 1.4L Turbocharged  Multi-Air Engine, FWD.
Transmission: Five-Speed Manual Trans.
Output: 160HP and 170Lb-Ft
Curb Weight: 2,549 Lbs.
MPG: 28C/34H
Average Fuel Mileage: 29.4MPG

Option:  17-inch x 7.0-inch forged aluminum gloss white wheels, 205/40R17XL BSW three-season tires ($1,200) Performance leather-trimmed seats ($1,000) customer preferred package 25X including Beats audio group, Beats audio 6 premium speakers, sub-woofer ($700) Grigio (gray) Abarth soft top, TomTom navigation with Blue&Me ($500) comfort/convenience group including air conditioning with automatic temperature control, heated front seats, Sirius-XM satellite radio, nero/rosso (black/red) seats, red mirror caps with body side stripes ($350)

 2013 Fiat 500 Abarth Convertible Photo by: Fiat

 2013 Fiat 500 Abarth Convertible Photo by: Fiat

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Dodge 100th Anniversary Edition Chargers and Challengers!!


Dodge is a pretty good automobile company. There best cars are Dart, Charger and Challenger. So they are celebrating 100 years of producing automobiles next year. They will be introducing to special editions of the Charger and Challenger at the Los Angeles (LA) Auto Show! Dodge sold around 524,000 automobiles last year in North America alone. The special 100th editions will have major visual upgrade and you will have a choice of a Hemi V8 or Pentastar V6 for both cars. I would chose the Hemi V8, more power the better! There was no mention of 6.4L SRT engine to be a option for these special edition cars. There will be a big variety of colors for the cars including black, orange, silver, ivory, white, granite and a new option for the Anniversary editions only; "High Octane Red Pearl coat."

The package will also include 20-inch five spoke wheels and matching body color rear spoiler. It will also feature a three spoke steering wheel with die-cast paddle shifters. Here is price specs:

The package will cost $2,200 on top of the SXT Plus ($32,290) or R/T trim ($31,490) for the Charger. On the Challenger, it will be an additional $2,500 on top of the $29,290 SXT Plus and $31,490 R/T trims.

They will go on sale next year!
 Here is some pictures:
 

 Dodge 100th Anniversary Edition Challenger

 Dodge 100th Anniversary Edition Charger

Monday, November 18, 2013

a Classic Tale of a 1961 Maserati 3500GT Coupe and How Much it Sold for!

Maserati is a great auto company and is one of the top leaders in luxury cars today. But in this fairy tale this car is worth more that you think. On August 31, 2013 at Worldwide Auctioneers a White 1961 Maserati 3500GT Coupe with black leather interior sold for $181,500. This oldster had a 3,485cc 220HP engine with a 5-speed manual transmission. It had good paint and overall great exterior. Great presentation. It had only 7,208 miles on it. Only 2,223 Maserati 3500GTs were produced between 1957 to 1964. This was a bargain in half. Here is some pictures:

1961 Maserati 3500 GT Coupe


1961 Maserati 3500 GT rear 3-4











The Rarest Mustangs in the World!!

This list of mustangs are not in order from the most rare to least rare because they are soon dam close to each other on this list.

Oldest to Newest:





  • 1965 Shelby GT350 Prototype with 289
  • 1965 Shelby GT350-R with 289
  • 1966 Shelby GT350 Drag Car with 289
  • 1966 Shelby GT350 Convertible with 289
  • 1966 Shelby Cobra 427 Supersnake (SS)
  • 1968 Shelby EXP-500 Prototype 426CJ EFI
  • 1978 "Monroe Handler" Mustangs with 302
  • 1979 Indy Pace Car T-Top
  • 1980 M81 McLaren Mustangs
  • 1981 Mustang Convertible Mockup Prototype
  • 1983 Mustang Convertible Prototype
  • 1983 Mustang GT-Turbo Convertibles with 2.3L
  • 1984 Saleen Hatchbacks
  • 1984 20th Anniversary VIP Edition Mustang Convertibles
  • 1985 Saleen Convertibles with 5.0L 
  • 1985 "Predator" Mustang Convertibles
  • 1987 Saleen Coupe (Hardtop) with 5.0L
  • 1989 Roush 5.8L Twin-Turbo (TT) Prototype
  • 1990 Saleen SE Hatchbacks
  • 1990 ASC/McLaren Mustang Convertibles with 5.0L
  • 1991 Saleen Coupes
  • 1992 Saleen Hatchbacks
  • 1993 Wayne County Sheriff Prototype Coupes with 4.6L Cobra
  • 1993 SVT Cobra R
  • 1995 Saleen SR
  • 1995 Saleen S-351
  • 1999 Saleen SA-15
  • 2002 Mustang Cobra
  • 2003 Mustang "Terminator"
These are the rarest in the world! If you own one, you are lucky.....very lucky!


Sunday, November 17, 2013

Miami International Auto Show - Ford Rules Chevy Drools!

The Miami Auto Show was awesome, It was big too! They had tons of promotional item. There was Lamborghini, Ferrari, Lexus, Toyota but Ford was the best presentation there! It had the best racing video game simulator in the entire Miami International Auto Show and that says a lot. They had the new 2014 Fords there too! They had a cool ford robot there, it talked and danced! Chevy's presentation sucked compared to Fords! They had a friendly staff and a great selection of Mustangs and Ford F-Series Trucks there. Here is some pictures to enjoy:




A Night in South Beach! Friends Hanging Out!

We went to the Miami International Auto Show on Saturday November 16 2013. It was awesome, Here is pictures to prove it but first here is one of my friends in South Beach that we met! They are the coolest guys in South Beach!
You guys are awesome!!! Continue having fun, San Diego, California and Miami Beach, Florida Rocks! If you guys are looking at this blog now and see the picture, Leave Comment Man!

Friday, November 15, 2013

Rumors: 50th Anniversary Mustang, 5.0 Mustangs and Shelby's to be better than 2013!

There a million rumors of the new 50th anniversary mustang. They said it's going to 2014 1/2 model year version of the sixth generation mustang. They say its going to be a limited run of 1,000 cars without providing the specs from what is different from this mustang from the regular mustangs. I have some pictures that are about the new 50th mustang but they are covered up. It is hard to find a new redesigned concept from the pony car. Ford has and had lots of pressure on them when it comes to this part. What i think there is going to be many factors in the new 50th anniversary mustang and many mustangs in the year 2014 through 2015. There all going to have somewhat of a Horse Power increase, They will have better gas mileage and more advanced technology to make it harder for Chevy to make that "Next Best" Camaro. Ford has be a inspiration to people all over the world. So has Bugatti, VW, Chevy, Nissan, Lamborghini, and many more other car companies. I hope this year, Shelby makes that jump to add more HP and Tq. I am hoping for a least 100HP gain. Ford was and still is a very proud company. They take pride in there work, so does the rest of the car companies but Ford is has a car that we know best.....that is the Pony Car! That is an America icon. That is history that makes this country.
Here is Three Covered Mustang Pictures:
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The Best-Selling Autos and The Top-Rated Autos of 2013

 The Best-Selling Autos:
1. 2014 Ford F-150
This car is the long running champ of Ford for some long. Ford's F-150 sales are up nearly 20 percent compared to last years sales.

 

2. 2014 Chevrolet Silverado LTZ
Chevy has the long-overdue redesign of its signature truck; The Silverado. The sales are surprisingly up 19.2 percent through out October.

 

3. 2014 Toyota Camry
This is a slight-redesigned model of the 2013 model. It is mid-sized best selling car in America.



4. 2014 Honda Accord
The sales are up 13 percent but still has the 2013 design.

 

5. 2014 Ram 1500
Ram is making major progress because there sales are up to 22.9 percent due to the new styling, advanced technology head to toe, and better gas mileage. Everybody likes the red trucks!






6. 2014 Honda Civic
This is another America's best selling small car. Honda Civic sales are up somewhat to 10.3 percent for the year.



7. 2014 Nissan Altima
This is mid-sizer here. Nissan's Altima is always on top of the market. They are very competitive too, i like them! It also looks redesigned too!



8. 2014 Toyota Corolla
This is compact that got a makeover for 2014. This car looks nice and comfortable. The sales are up 5.6 percent for the year.



9. 2014 Honda CR-V
This is one hot compact crossover here, man! It is fighting its contenders like the redesigned Ford Escape.



10. 2014 Ford Escape
Ford has the new redesigned Escape here. It has the sales up 14.2 percent so far. The Honda CR-V has some competition now!



The Top-Rated Autos:

1. 2013 Buick Verano,
Rated 4 1/2 stars and is around $29,105

2. 2013 Kia Optima
Rated 4 1/2 stars and is around $26,800

3. 2013 Hyundai Sonata
Rated 4 1/2 stars and is around $27,595

4. 2013 Lexus GS
Rated 4 1/2 stars and is around $59,450

5. 2013 Volkswagen Passat
Rated 4 1/2 stars and is around $33,525

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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

1970 Chevrolet Chevelle For Sale!!

This 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle Super Sport two door coupe (Stock # B8109) is available in our Benicia, CA showroom and any inquiries may be directed to us at 707-748-4000 . Exceptional 1970 Chevelle SS 396 Up for sale today is this 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle Super Sport 396 two door coupe with Tuxedo Black paint and a matching black interior. Under the hood youll find a period-correct L34 396 CI V-8 engine with a Muncie 4-speed manual transmission and this muscle car is decked out with premium options. It has a Rochester carb, a MSD ignition, plus power steering, power front disk brakes, a cowl induction hood, SS wheels and so much more. It is a gorgeous automobile. Nicely Equipped CA Muscle Car The current owner of this 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 396 states that it is an original CA vehicle that has been kept stock throughout its lifetime. Unfortunately, we do not have the original build sheet to verify this statement so there is no way of telling if this is the numbers-matching drivetrain. We do know that it has been changed to 3.31 gears (originally 3.73) and that the headers and the exhaust were upgraded in 2008. It also has a new carpet kit.

Location: Benicia, California 94510
Stock#: B8109
Mileage: 80,961
Transmission: Manual
Exterior: Black w/ White Stripes
Interior: Black
Contact: 707-748-4000

Pictures: 
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1969 Ford Shelby Mustang GT350 For Sale!!

Here is a Acapulco Blue with White racing stripes and black interior. Four speed with 351-Windsor V8 with Power steering, Power Front Disc Brakes, and Great Performance.
Location: West Hollywood, California 90069
Mileage: 46,441
Transmission: 4-Speed Manual
Condition: Excellent
Exterior: Blue
Interior: Black
Price: $78,500
Contact: Heritage Classics Motorcar Company
310-657-9699
8980 Santa Monica Blvd.
West Hollywood, CA 90069

Pictures:
Go to this link!

The Best & Fastest Supercars!

1. Bugatti Veyron SuperSport (SS)
This by far the most powerful and fastest supercar in in the world! 0 to 65MPH in 2.3 Seconds! 0 to 150MPH in 10 Seconds!! 0 to 189MPH in 14 seconds!!! In less than 35 seconds it can go up to 245MPH!!!!!!!!!!!!! It has be tested at 268MPH on track!!! It is extremely priced at 2.4 Million dollars (2.09 Million in Euros. This and the SSC are the best supercars.

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2.  Hennessey Venom GT
This is a mad super car. It is known as the 'Hypercar'. It can reach 100km/h in 2.4 seconds!!!! This thing is a rocketship. Hennessey is playing the supercar game, and trying to go to the top of Super Title.
Hennessey Venom GT Super Car

3.  Koenigsegg Agera R 2013
This is the pursuit of perfection in the making. Koenigseggs have produced a fine line of supercars. All i know it has Aircore hollow Carbon fiber wheels, upgraded power output, and Enhanced aerodynamics which makes a top speed of 440KM/H (273MPH) This is competition for Bugatti.

Koenigsegg Agera R 2013

 4. Shelby Supercars (SSC) Ultimate Aero XT
This is award winning car. Simply as that! 0 to 62MPH in 2.5 Seconds! 0 to 200MPH in 15.5 Seconds! That is a World record. 0 to 100MPH in 11.1 Seconds! The top speed is 273MPH and it has be tested at that speed too!
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5.  Koenigsegg CCX
This is record breaking super CCX. It has the superior performance for anyone with a wallet.

Koenigsegg CCX

6.  McLaren F1
This is an standard in sports/supercars. It is deemed as the greatest cars ever built for the customer. In 3.2 seconds you can have 0 to 65MPH. In 6.3 seconds = 0 to 100MPH. It is ok for a McLaren.

Mclaren F1

7. Zenvo ST1
This is mean car. Cutting edge yet 2013 modern design. I call it the The Mean Lean Machine.It has a 7L V8 engine with both a Supercharger and a Turbo. The output is 1.104BHP and 1.430NM of Torque.


Zenvo ST1

8.  Gumpert Apollo
This is the fast and the furious edition. This has a good amount of speed and grip. It was also rated the 10 worst supercar, in my early post. It has 4.2L V8 Twin Turbo engine that has a output of 780HP and 678Lb-Ft. 0 to 60MPH in 2.9 Seconds and 139MPH in 9.1 seconds. You can drop your mouth Here: ____________________!!

Gumpert Apollo

9.  Aston Martin One 77
This is Aston Martin that is the most recent James Bond car. It might be in the next 007 movie. It is certainly good enough to have a gateway entry to the film.It is very rare and very powerful supercar. It has the very best advanced technology. It has a price tag for $1.4 Million. There were only 77 of these made in 2011!

Aston Martin One 77

10.  Lamborghini Aventador
This an extreme supercar and the most known supercar. This is boundaries pusher, This is the record breaking for Lamborghini. It is is a nice Supercar/Sports Car. This thing has V12! It is upgrade that Lamborghini needs!
Lamborghini Aventador


2014 Chevrolet Camaro SS 1LE

This car is nice and updated from 2013 models. It has a cool update in visuals; it looks angry and speedy. They make the a big improvement for cooling and aerodynamics. Chevrolet picked up this idea on the racing circuit. The hood helps the engine compartment cool faster. Its got a small interior update. It has the touchscreen MyLink Infotainment system to it. This is a new muscle car for the Chevy lovers that like technology. I prefer old technology like the 1972 Camaro SS or Z28. It has a 426HP with 6.2L V8.

The is a option box for the $3,500 1LE Performance package, i would get that because the more the performance the better. Right? You would get stiffer stabilizer bars from front to rear. a strut tower brace, the 20-inch wheels with Goodyear Eagle Supercar G:2 Tire package. It also has a the wheel bearings, toe links, and rear shock mounts that go with the package. Sounds good! 1LE package has the close ratio six-speed manual transmission with a shorter 3.91 final drive ratio. very high capacity fuel pump, increased downforce with front and rear spoilers. A suede shift knob, flat bottom steering wheel, and black hood wrap.

There is no play in the steering and it was aimed for the track use only which says it fast and danger to people that drive cars for comfort and not racing. You can also get Recaro seats for $2,000. They $900 performance exhaust. Add the every option to the car and make the camaro worthy of the title. I thought i would never say it but Mustangs have some competition now.

Sorry, my camera was broken. I did not get any pictures. Here is the specs:

2014 Chevrolet Camaro SS 1LE

Factory base price: $34,900
Market price: $46,700
2 Door - 4-passenger Coupe
Engine: 6.2L V8
Power Output: 426HP, 420 Lb-Ft
Transmission: 6-Speed Manual
MPG: 16 City, 25HWY

 
 

Monday, November 11, 2013

The Top 10 Best Ford Mustangs

1. 1964 1/2 Ford Mustang
This car is the beginning to the history of mustangs. It was originally envisioned has a mid-engined two seat roadster. It was named after the P-51 Mustang fighters of World War II. It was first debuted on April 17, 1964. It took the auto world by storm. Over one million was built during the first 18 months after the debut. The original price was $2,368.

2. 1965 Shelby GT350
It was the first Shelby to be made in the honor of the mustang. It was the first real performance mustang. It had great design. The Shelby packed a 289 V8 with 306HP. It had a stiffer suspension.

3.  1966 Shelby GT350H
This was a Shelby built for Hentz Rental Car Company. The car would be returned to Ford to be refurbished and sell them as GT350H limited models. Hentz called the it Rent-a-Racers. The car colors where black paint with gold stripes. Also black interior.

4. 1967 Shelby GT500
It was awesome design because they made the car look slick. They were powered by 428 V8 with 355HP. 6.2 Seconds to 60MPH. It was the best affordable Shelby performance in the time.

5. 1968 Shelby GT500KR
This was the King of The Road model. It was top of the line back then. It was originally rated at 355HP and 440 Lb-Ft. It was packed with 428 Cobra Jet engine with Ram Air induction hood.

6. 1970 Ford Mustang Boss 302
This was the boss in the mustang factory. It was iconic for the time. The power was rated at 290HP. It usually had Cleveland heads and a small block Windsor engine.It was decent performer. I prefer the Boss 429.

7. 1971 Ford Mustang Mach 1
This was a new restyle that was sweet yet different. It was not universally loved but i love it. It is the underdog of mustangs. Mach 1 was a crowd pleaser. It was two tone paint, NACA ducts, Ram Air Hood, and stripes all over the place. It had polyurethane bumpers. It was affordable Mach 1 Mustang.

8. 1984 Ford Mustang SVO
This was an important milestone in Ford Mustang history. The SVO stand for Special Vehicle Operations. It had a Turbocharged V4 engine with 175HP. It was not cheap.

9. 1987 Ford Mustang 5.0
This was called the Fox-Body Mustang. It had the facelift that improved the mustang in the later 80s. It had some retro yet modern for the time. This was stuffed with a 5.0L V8, some had 5.0 H.O. Engines.

10. 2005 Ford Mustang
This was fifth-generation mustang, It was the retro model since the 1964 1/2 and 1965 models. It had a live rear end and potent engines. This was very good for Ford...it helped shape the new 2013 and 2014 Models.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Rivaly Jokes: Chevy vs Ford Jokes!

Everybody as rivaly on Chevy vs Ford. Here is Jokes for the Chevy Guys and The Ford Guys. I am a bit of both.

Ford Jokes:

Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.


Q: What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: How do you double the value of a Ford Icon?
A: Full the tank with petrol.

Q: What did the Toyota say to the Ford?
A: Would you like a tow home?

 Q: What should the Ford Mustang really be called?
A: The Ford Rustang.

 Q: Why is this country so far in debt?
A: Because the president drives a Ford.

 Q: Why do they fit heated tail gates to luxury Ford bakkies?
A: To keep your hands warm when you pushed them.

Q: Why do the new Ford Explorers have larger bumpers?
A: To make it easier on the towe trucks.

Q: Why are Ford dealers giving away a dog with each Ford sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.

 Q: Why are the latest Fords so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Chevy tow truck's fuel consumption.

 Q: What is the aim of a Ford project car?
A: An attempt to keep their car running.

 Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.

 "Have you out-driven a Ford lately?"

"Speed kills. Drive a Ford and live forever!"

"That's not a leak. My Ford's just marking it's territory."

 "I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford."

"Friends don't let friends drive Fords."

"I'd rather push a BMW then drive a Ford."

"Ford Escort me to a Toyota dealer."

 Why do people name their kids Mercedes, Lexus, Porsche when they look like buicks & fords

 If your Bentley is taking up 2 parking spaces, then okay. I get it. But a Ford Focus? I feel obligated to deflate your tires now.

 So you're in high school and you drive a Ford Mustang? You must know all about hard work then

Henry Ford Goes to Heaven
Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven.
At the gate, St Peter tells Henry Ford: "Well, you've been such a good guy, invented the car, changed the world. As a reward you can hang out with anybody in Heaven of your choice."
So Henry Ford thinks about it and says: "I would like to hang out with God himself?"
So St Peter takes him directly to God's thrown and Henry Ford starts by saying: "God, I don't want to sound biased, but you have some major design flaws in Your invention, the Woman.
1. There's too much front end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. The rear end wobbles too much
4. The intake is too close to the exhaust."
"HMMMM" says God and goes over to the Celestial Super Computer, types in a few key strokes, and waits for the results.
He then turns to Henry Ford and says; "It may be that My invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer more men are riding My invention then your's".


Factory Ordered Road Disasters

Fix Or Repair Daily






For Off Road Driving

Found On Roadside Dead



Flip Over Read Directions

Found On Road Deserted

Forget Out Running Danie

F*cked On Race Day

Four Old Rusted Doors


Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Ford Owner Really Dumb

Fixed On Race Day

For Only Retarded Drivers

Freaking Only Runs Downhill

Failure On Research & Development

Chevy Jokes:

  Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.


Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.


Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.


Q: How much wood could a GM*truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the*Ford*towing it.


Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.


Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.

 Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.


Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The*tow truck*takes most of the impact.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two*Fords


Q. Why are the new GM*trucks*more aerodynamic?
A. So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.

Q. What did the Ford say to the Chevy?
A. Would you like a tow home?

 Q. How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
A. Put a Ford engine in it.

Q. Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
A. So the owners have someone to walk home with.

 CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every*Vehicle*Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually
Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

GMC= Garbage Manufacturing Company

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

GM= General Mistake

GM= Glued Metal

From the past 10 years, about 95% of Chevy trucks are still on the
road. The rest made it home.

Have you seen the new speed limit signs? They say "Speed limit 65,
Chevy's-do the
best you can"

That's not a leak, my Chevy's just marking its territory.

 Buy a Chevy and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the
rest.


A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he
had, how
many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man,
growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how
much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat
and said to the young
man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup
at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the
other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back
quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Chevy truck
too"!

 "Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."

On a quiet day, you can hear a chevy about three miles away rusting apart.


Top 10 Worst Supercars in the World!

10. Audi Sport Quattro, Years Produced: 1983 - 1984.
This is rated 10 because it look-a-like body of 1993 mustang. But it is not really a supercar. There where only 224 of them built. It had a five-cylinder engine (V5) with Turbocharge hook-up. The wheelbase was 12.6 inches.

 

9. Ferrari 612 Scaglietti, Years Produced: 2004 - 2011
This Ferrari offered four-seat models. The reason it is on the list is it drives terribly and the wheelbase is 116.1 inch. The rear end is very boring. It offered very poor visibility for its occupants.

 

8. Gumpert Apollo, Years Produced: 2005 - Present Day
This car as massive panel gaps and poor assembly quality. The interior is randomly cobbled together. It cost $550,000 for a heap of junk, sorry but i would rather own a Lamborghini for that much money.



7.  Jaguar XJ220, Years Produced: 1992 - 1994
This car had all-wheel drive, V-12 Powered in 1988. They it came to the streets with Rear-wheel drive Turbocharged V6. It lack the HP.



6.  Lamborghini Egoista, Years Produced: 2013
Only one exist in the world! This bad trip has a place on the list. It was designed to emulate the Formula 1 racer's



5.  Mercedes-Benz SLR Mclaren, Years Produced: 2003 - 2010
One of the most successful Formula One (1) teams produced a street supercar? This results in disagreement and compromise. It was too large to enjoy the twisty and windy country roads. The designers of the car hated the F1 Inspired front-end of the car alone. The Own Designers! The two companies will never make another car again.



4. Mosler Consulier GTP, Years Produced:1985 - 1993
Mosler decided to create the fastest street legal car back then on the market. He made the car out of fiberglass and had the foam monocoque design put out. The cars were powered by Course 2.2L Turbocharged V4. The interior sucked and the outside was pretty bad too. The only good thing was it was a rocket ship...it could travel to mars and back in 10 minutes!



3. Panther 6, Years Produced:  1977
It had six wheels, a claimed to be a 200MPH climber. It had a Cadillac 500-Cubic-Inch V8 with Turbocharge hook-up to produce 600 HP. It had a 3-speed Automatic. Only two units were built. No Panther 6 attempted to go on claimed terminal velocity. Which is very good because of its questionable aerodynamics and weird weight distribution.



2. Qvale Mangusta, Years Produced: 2000-2002
This is not a supercar but it is pretty bad. It today costs well over $120,000. It had the awkward 1993 Ford Mustang based Targa roof. Designers from Lamborghini and Lancia designed the car. It had Carbon-Fiber panels. The name was sucky and it did not live up to a sports car. It was mustang copy-cat in design. Not saying the mustang is a bad car, but it had some bumpy roads in the 80's. I am mustang lover myself.



1.  Vector W2, Years Produced: 1980
It was inspired by Star Trek of 1970s and 1980s. Vector claimed this car could top over 230MPH. It was never tested to the top speed mark...it was chiseled, severely dated styling. It packed a GM small-block V8 with Turbocharger. It also had a Turbo Hydra-Matic 3-speed Automatic. It took nine years to make a customer worthy car which was called the W8.